I can't help but revisit the topic of Busey-isms, now that Charlie Sheen is making Gary Busey look SANE.
"Just pretend you're invisible. But play like you're not pretending, and then your invisibility will become a reality. and you cannot be seen by anything, any place, anyone."
"I'm going to show you some better ways to get rid of fear, that has to do with the mind, the soul, and the spirit. Hand-eye coordination. Eye-hand-foot coordination. Coordination of your central nervous system, and your circulatory system, coupled with your respiratory system, to give you the freedom of a bird that flies endlessly, without effort and without stopping."
And now, Sheen-isms
"It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”
“It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”
"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
"There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
"I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."